obamasdaughterssister:

obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

obamasdaughter:

obamathepresident:

obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

obamasdaughter:

I love my boyfriend <3

I love my girlfriend

remember to wear protection 

wtf dad

Wtf mr president

omg lol busted

(via luminousninja)

whynotjanice:

youcallmechloe:

whynotjanice:

whynotjanice:

youcallmechloe:

ALRIGHT WHO WANTS ME TO WRITE CREEPY JANICE FANFICTION

NO ONE STALKS MY TAG APPART FROM ME. OMG DON’T WRITE A CREEPY FANFIC ABOUT ME.

i’d read it tbh

can i ship us two or is that too creepy

depends on how you ship it. because to me it’s a brotp

acciodearborn:

peet4s-bunns:

peet4s-bunns:

peet4s-bunns:

So, one of my friends was walking down the street and she saw Aladdin in a chipotle

You think I’m joking don’t you

omfg

(Source: wandererstryding, via luminousninja)

creapy:

if people get offended by girls not wearing bras because their nipples poke through their shirt then we should require every boy in the world to wear bras too i am so tired of seeing man nipples

(via toomanyfandomsforoneurl)

dampsandwich:

the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore

(via toomanyfandomsforoneurl)

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

(via simonmarshallcolfer)

eriridan:

eriridan:

so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this

thank

(via ourheartsofsteel)